"Either choose to be at your desk on time from this day forth, or you choose to find yourself another job.", Mr. Rhineheart, The Matrix, 1999.
Shall we begin...
"You take the blue pill... the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe to believe. You take the red pill... you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.", Morpheus, The Matrix, 1999. Enjoy and choose wisely.